Jesus Christ zombie earflap hat with crown of thorns made to order
Jesus is the original zombie, so it was only a matter of time before I added him to my collection. Perfect for those who dont take their religion too seriously, and can find joy and laughter in their short lives.
His crown of thorns bloodied his hair, and as he decomposed slightly, his hair and beard became a bit patchy. One brown eyeball can be popped out of the socket with a simple squeeze, and the other swollen eye looks slightly upward to the heavens.
This listing is for a buff flesh hat with blood-stained brown hair. Stigmata gloves listed and sold separately.
If youd like to design your own zombie set, check out my custom listing!
This hat will keep your oh so tasty brain container warm, and might even help you blend in with the undead, at least for a little while.
Best of all, in the years leading up to invasion, youll learn to laugh about zombies, giving you an edge over the panicked masses.
Average grownup sized. If you need a smaller or larger hat, contact me!
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Additional Items: $ 5.00
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Hi there, and welcome to my site. In case it's not obvious, my work is fan art. I make up patterns based on geekery that I love in order to fill a void and support my yarn habit. Knit and crochet is great therapy for my Rheumatoid Arthritis, and I highly recommend it for any other sufferers.
That said, I'm self/mom taught so I don't sell patterns.
All of my items are hand made by me, so unless it says "ready to ship" in the title, most orders will be made and mailed 5-7 days after payment is received.
Of course if you order a few items or complicated ones, it might take me a day or 2 longer to complete as I am but one mortal girl.
Please remember that holidays are a thing and I am beholden to family and the whim of the USPS too.
For your own sake, please make sure your PayPal and ArtFire addresses match, or tell me in the 'note to seller' which address you want me to use! If I finish your items only to discover a discrepancy I'll have to email you and wait for your response before I can safely mail your parcel!
If you don't respond to my communications, I will ship to the Paypal address.
I will ship your piece[s] using First Class USPS unless otherwise stated or requested.
As of February 2013 I've had to raise my international shipping prices quite a bit to match my cost with USPS's higher rate. Hopefully the exchange rate makes it less painful for my beloved patrons.
I accept Paypal, debit or credit. Payment must be recieved within 48 hours or the items will be relisted and order cancelled.
To use your card, choose Paypal at the checkout window then choose to enter debit or credit info instead of signing into Paypal.
If you would like insurance or upgraded shipping let me know and I'll either make you a reserved listing or bill you for the extra cost through PayPal if you've already checked out.
I don't give refunds, but I am open to exchanges if you contact me. You will be responsible for shipping costs.
I try to cater to my people. When you're buying something special to you, I think it's important that it's creator loved it just as much as you will. I take it very personally that my items are beautiful, accurate and reflect my personality. Luckily I'm very eclectic, so you'll find something to make you happy whether you're into fluffy animals and fairies, comics and games, or metal and gore. Your items will have been made by me with a dog or 3 in my lap and a zombie movie on tellie.
To reiterate, I am not officially affiliated with any publishers or companies. I'm just a fan with a nifty skill set who saw a need and decided to fill it.
If you want character gloves that you don't see in my shop, let me know! Chances are they're on the needles!
Unless it's Pokemon... I don't do animal cruelty...
Awesome in every way - helpful and happy just what you want.
I love my new gloves! Speedy order and shipping. Thank you!
Love, love, love these fingerless gloves!!! I bought these for my son's gf who is a mail carrier, I know she is going to love them. The quality is wonderful and I was shocked how fast they got here. Thank you so much for these wonderful gloves.
Thank you so much! These gloves are absolutely perfect! You're truly gifted. If I ever need anything else, you will be the first I contact. Again, thanks a bunch :)
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